Toast on a Fork
You need
- 2 slices of bread
- A long toasting fork
- Or a dry frying pan, for the gas
From the cupboard: Butter, and plenty of it
Method
- Let the fire burn down to glowing red coals. Move the fireguard only while you're toasting.
- Spear the bread on the fork and hold it up to the coals, not in the flames, till golden. Then turn it over.
- With no fire, toast it in a dry frying pan on the gas, a couple of minutes a side.
- Butter it while it's hot, so it melts right in.
Use the longest fork you've got and keep your sleeves back. Your face will still end up hotter than the toast.
Eat it hot. Cold toast is no good to anybody.